A web comic about the trials and tribulations of being an Oracle DBA

Just in time for the SQL Injection Attack micro presentation that I'm doing

Are you having a wedding, need a variety entertainment, high school reunions etc ?This must be something - the oracle band :)

The cause of the problem is: BNC (brain not (user brain not connected)

Ms. Dewey is the attractive front end of Microsoft Search. She’s entertaining and comments on search items and does her own thing if you leave her alone for a minute or two! Search for President Bush or even gmail for some great stuff! If the search for Yo Mama doesn’t make you smile and laugh I don’t know what will!

”I foråret lånte jeg min bil til Rune, fordi han skulle bruge den til et vigtigt ærinde.
Men da han leverede bilen tilbage, var der kommet en stor bule i højre

Vi kender det jo alle: Telefonsælgeren, der vil ... ja, sælge os noget. Men os, der driver virksomhed i mini-klassen oplever det lidt mere intenst.

It's backup day today so I'm pissed off. Being the BOFH, however, does have it's advantages. I reassign null to be the tape device - it's so much more economical on my time as I don't have to keep

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